"I say, that's a good one! You're really worried about this, aren't you? Well, you've come to the right source by asking me. Let's see. Where to start. Do you mind concentrating on the aspect that troubles you the most? I can help, really. I just need a little more background information. If you're thinking of pushing the button to ask someone else, you really shouldn't. I'm much better at answering. Jack and Harry always say 'If there is one thing Thomas is known for, it's talking.' Now, isn't that the kind of person you'd want answering a question for you? Let's see. Do you mind repeating what's bothering you? In your head is fine. You don't have to say it outloud unless you want to. You can even lean real close to the screen and whisper it to me. I swear I won't tell anyone. I'm good at keeping secrets. Really. Ask Jack or Harry. Or both. They'll tell you 'Harold Thomas Cottam is a good chap.' Sometimes they add 'Good to have around for a laugh' but it's all in fun. I'm sorry. What's your question again? Right. 'Right....Right-O.' Have you ever said that? Isn't 'right-o' a little queer sounding? I like 'quite.' I think I like that even better than 'right.' Or 'quite right.' Kill two birds with one stone, eh? Quite right! *laughs* Sorry. Do you mind repeating what's troubling you? Quite. I got it this time. Your answer is...Say, did you know I met Mr. Marconi? Well, that's not the answer to your question but I thought you'd like to know. Not every operator gets to meet Mr. Marconi himself. Inventor of the wireless. He doesn't personally sign our checks. The company does. I love my job. We get room and board and around 30 dollars a month for going out to sea. More than the railroad or post office operators get. My dad sent me to the British School of Telegraphy right out of grammar school. He's an operator too. Oh. Quite. You want your question answered, don't you? Alright. The answer is: Definately. Wherever you go, there you are. Don't take wooden nickels (or pence for that matter) and always wash behind your ears. Your parents really check, you know. Thanks for dropping by! I enjoyed our chat. You were a little quiet, though...."
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